Picture who worth
Craig, an attorney who was known for his straight way of speaking, asked: Do you want to hear the bad news first or the really bad news?
Give me the bad news first, said James, attorney's friend.
Your wife found a picture who worth half a million dollars, said the attorney.
James, surprised that such news, asked: If that's the bad news I can't wait to hear the really bad news!
Craig with a malicious smile in his mouth replied: The really bad news is that it's a picture of you and your secretary.