Materialistic attorney
Benjamin opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived, the attorney was complaining bitterly about the damage. "Officer, look what they've done to my car!" Benjamin whined. "
You the attorneys are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid car, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!" "Oh my god", replied the attorney, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"
You the attorneys are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid car, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!" "Oh my god", replied the attorney, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"