Either marry you

Crystal, a blonde, woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, Crystal could hear a muffled sound downstairs. The blonde went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. The blonde went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing. "What's wrong with you?" Crystal asked him. "Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison." Crystal said, "Yes, I remember. So?" "I would have gotten out today."