Blonde jokes test

Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her. After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyor belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arrived there the blonde was sewing to marbles into the crotch of every Elmo. The manager said, "I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!"



1. What alternatives have the man from Either marry you joke?
a) traveling for 3 years with a blonde
b) to test a speed date with a brunette
c) spend the next 20 years in prison
d) marry with a young blonde

2. What is the name of a big animal which she said I knew it was?
a) elephant
b) hippopotamus
c) lion
d) rhinoceros

3. What very expensive outfits tried to buy a husband who believe his wife?
a) a french horn
b) stylish shoes
c) a new car
d) only thing just like a tree

4. How long must study a charming blonde to join the bar?
a) six months
b) 1 year
c) 6 years
d) her entire life

5. What wishes fulfilled a genie pops out to three girls?
a) faster than a blonde
b) smarter than a brunette
c) beautiful as a blonde
d) higher than a redhead

6. What other jokes with blondes have you tested?
a) Find perfect girl
b) Driving down the highway
c) Going to the bathroom
d) Does the money come out