Believe blonde

Robert and Diana, his blonde wife, are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the blonde stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "What?" The blonde explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. Robert realizes that nothing is going to happen that night and he might as well deal with it. So the next day he takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. Diana can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewelery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, "But you don't even play tennis! Well, OK if you like it then let's get it." The wife
is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says, "I am ready to go, let's go to the cash register." The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey, I just want you to hold this stuff for a while." Robert says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a man."