A respectable company

Bobby is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large company. Philip, the boss, looks over his papers and says: This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry, we can't hire you. But wait, if I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking! Bobby said. Really? Great! Show me! said the boss. So the man reaches into his
jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: pink, yellow, ribbed, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking. Well, that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country! said Philip. Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man! answered Bobby. Well then, how do you explain all these condoms? asked the boss. Oh that, have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin? reply Bobby.