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Benjamin opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it of…

ATTORNEY: So obviously it takes you five minutes to make breakfast, so you knew that. Do you rememb…

Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at …

In a plane for San Francisco, the stewardess approached a redhead sitting in the first class sectio…

Patricia, a middle-aged woman goes on a trip. Her husband is sick so she volunteers to take over fo…

It was at the end of the school year, and the teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The flor…

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their car…

Strange, an old lawyer, was choosing for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecu…

Budapest capital of what European country A very nice clone of a blonde woman that Martians …

Craig, an attorney who was known for his straight way of speaking, asked: Do you want to hear the b…

Bride's uncle joke Congratulations my girl! said the bride's uncle. I'm sure you…

Gary placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car…

Bachelor or husband When I said I would die a bachelor I did not think I should live till I were…

Husband: Is that a drip I hear? Wife: Yeah. Husband: Weren't you the last one to use the bathr…

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant wa…

Joyce, a teacher, was asking schoolboys what their parents did for a living. What does your mother …

Deborah, a redhead, calls her husband at work and asks him: Can you help me when you get home? Sure…

Quick to pass bank jokes One Friday afternoon, Jimmy sent the following letter: Dear Bank Manag…

A cop comes to the office with one white shoe and one black shoe. His boss starts to yell at him, &…

The mobster: I know guys. Guys know me. I put money on the street, people know to pay me back on …